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2004-04-02 - 3:42 p.m.

Recently in my New Testament class the teacher asked us, in groups, to come up with our own gosepl story. One that would appear to fit in the New Testament but still be unique to our individuality. This is what my roommate Susan and I came up with:

Then Jesus and his disiples came to the town of Paris and a large crowd met Him. But he turned aside to meet ten lepers. They called to him saying, "Rabbi, son of David, cleanse us!" Jesus healed them of thier sickness and sin. Then nine ran off, happy to be well. Only one stayed behind, she was a woman of Paris, and she knelt down and kissed Jesus' feet. Then Jesus asked her, 'Where are the other nine? Were there not ten who were healed? Truly I say to you, because you stayed in thankfulness, you will be rewarded. Those men who are not thankful will be spat upon by camels as they wander the burning sands."

And all the people said, "Amen!"

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